yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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