Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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