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he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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