VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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