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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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