Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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