But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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