This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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