operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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being pregnant is like rehab
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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