before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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