I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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