i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
