I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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