Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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