it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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