After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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