Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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