Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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