If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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