It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
do nipples grow back?
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