so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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