tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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