So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
So many bounce houses so little time
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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