Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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