By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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