I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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