There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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