And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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