you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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