JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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