then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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