new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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