K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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