She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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