yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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