i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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