Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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