Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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