Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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