About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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