I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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