Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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