How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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