And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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