I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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