his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Pooping to opera.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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