he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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