There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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