this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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