is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he fucked my hip out of place.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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