Can i not drive my cunt home
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize
