Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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