He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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