Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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